January 2010
An Open Letter to Los Angeles
kellyoxford:
Good Afternoon Dear City, I just wanted to let you know how safe I feel when I’m inside of you, because when I’m there, I’m definitely in the bottom 20% of girls who would be chosen by a rapist to rape. So thanks, I love that about you. Kelly
someone please buy me this? →
“I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me...”
– J. D. Salinger
“Communism is like one big phone company.”
– Lenny Bruce
crimefactory →
spam from my old blog
every now and then I get comment spam on my old blog that confuses and amuses me, here’s some I got today (I have left the websites out because I don’t want to reward any jerks for spamming);
“Thank u :-) you should look at that emo boy style on this blog:”
“I am the kind of hombre who passions to try recent things. Currently I am making my personalized solar...
Gollum + Zuul = Gary Coleman
kellyoxford:
john K music videos →
“You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty.”
– Cecil Baxter
